chapter ii

chapter ii


PEEPers vs. Smore-focals (S'mocals?)

When peeps and s'mores hit the beach it often becomes a difficult game of who's who. Aside from tattoos, Abercrombie board shorts, frosted tips, acrylic nails, toe rings, and French manicured toes- the signs of a peep are often subtle. Alas, there are always some reliable tell-tale signs you can depend on.

Take for instance, Miley Cyrus. I know she thinks "she's just bein' Miley"... but let's face it, she's just being a big peep in those glasses. Well she's pretty much always being a peep, no matter how many times I, alone of course, sing along, head hung low, to one of her songs. Anywho, these PEEPers that she wore in the Bahamas a couple of weeks ago should sound off an alarm in your head. It looks like she was able to take her own styling reigns and decided to draw inspiration from softball players and minor league baseball coaches who take their jobs too seriously. But, if there's always going to be another mountain to climb, here's one for her.

There are much, much better sources from which to draw inspiration none of which revolve around burley women in Oakley's and men spitting wads of tobacco that inevitably drip down into the goatees they proudly wear on their faces to compliment the jerry-curl pony tail they are surely sporting in the back.

Here are just a few S'more-focal sporters:

Real World Examples:

CAUTION: Wearing S'mocals can lead to a pretty toasty evening...
Happy Summer.

1 comment:

Libby said...

Love it, Mal!! S'mocals....very nice!!


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