Under the Sea.... On the Belafonte or In an Octopus's Garden. It's a toss up. Belafonte might be funnier and you would would be trusted with a handgun... but Octopus's Garden sounds like a pretty magical place too... Apparently The Beatles' song was written because octopuses collect shiny objects and stones from the ocean floor in order to build their gardens... amazing. The world is awesome. In the sense of what awe-some means.